Home  Characters
| Lead Vocals (3F / 2M) | | Featured Vocals (4F / 3M) | | Evelyn Cummings, senior (F) | | Agent X, government researcher, also Siren 1, College Girl, Liecht (F) | | Madonjelina, Hollywood star, also Madonjathena (F) | | Agent Y, government researcher, also Siren 2, College Girl, Stein (F) | | Olivia Grenson, senior (F) | | Julie Cummings, Evelyn's mother (F) | | Jared Jamison, senior (M) | | Dr. Helga Hawkins, superintendent (F) | | Stanley Krasston, assistant principal (M) | | Babbers, senior (M) | | | | Timmy, freshman (M) | | | | Finbar Jamison, Jared’s father (M)
| | | | | | Ensemble Vocals (8F / 4M) | | No Vocals (4F / 4M) | | Clif, senior jock, also Cyclops (M) | | Bobby Babbers, Babbers's father (M) | | Dexter, senior tech genius, also Charybdis (M) | | Austen Bronte, English teacher (M) | | Napoleon Charlemagne, history teacher (M) | | Darryl Darrington, College Plank (M) | | G.C. Beaker, science teacher (M) | | Terri, Madonjelina's assistant (M) | | Raspy Gaspy, choir teacher (F) | | Ophelia Grenson, Olivia's mother (F) | | Falicity Forte, drama teacher (F) | | Meg Wivvans, principal (F) | | Melanie, senior rich kid, also Scylla (F) | | Mom Krasston, Krasston's mother (F) | | Lily, senior eco-activist, also Cerberus (F) | | 999 Misery Way, dancing mailbox (F) | | Cornumbia, college rep (F) | | | | Browston, college rep (F) | | Optional Ensembles | | Pennvard, college rep (F) | | Madonjelina's fans | | Yalemouth, college rep (F) | | Additional seniors | | | | Additional pareants | | | | TV camera crews |
 has a cast of 17 females and 15 males. Of these, 8 male roles and 7 female roles can gender shifted, so the show can be performed by as few as 7 males, or as few as 10 females, by adjusting the following roles: | Roles That Can Be Either Gender | | Dr. Helga Hawkins (Dr. Harold Hawkins) | | Meg Wivvans (Marty Wivvans) | | Darryl Darrington (Darlene Darrington) | | Timmy (a girl could portray this male character) | | Bobby Babbers (Barbie Babbers) | | Terri | | Any Teacher | | Any College Rep | | 999 Misery Way |
is written for a cast of 32, plus an ensemble of any size. The show can be performed by a cast of 26, by combining the following roles:
| Roles That Can Be Combined | Browston - Bobby Babbers, or any teacher
| Yalemouth - Ophelia Grenson, or any teacher
| Pennvard - Bobby Babbers, or any teacher
| Darryl Darrington - Terri
| Mom Krasston - numerous options
| 999 Misery Way - numerous options
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| |  | The Senioritis film is
funded in part by the
Arts Council of Fairfax
County, supported by
Fairfax County. |
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